Little Red Riding Hood
2009-01-27 18:22Her brother, Robin, was a drunk. He used to sit around at home with his little (if by little I mean big) bottle (if by bottle i mean barrel) of homebrew beer, singing songs about his glory days as a young gangsta in the "Sherwood Gang".
Bitch, you ain't got me hard
I saw you last night with my bard
If I catch you again, you better...
you better...
At this point he usually passed out, which is a reason why his songs never became famous. Another reason is that they're all horrible rap covers of old folk songs.
Now the moral of the story is: No matter how lazy you are, never teach your younger sister to brew your beer for you or she'll poison it just to shut you up.
PS. Then the wolf goes "BLALRLBARBLRLBARLBRARGHHALBLGH" and the audience cheers.
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2009-01-27 22:19BRANDY POP
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