grul -v

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our liv

You know how they say some people are square? I just figured out what it means.

So, it's a metaphor for being boring. A boring shape, and a boring person. I did some thinking around it, and I figured out it goes a bit deeper than that.

Imagine you're a child at daycare. You've just found the crayons and started drawing some shapes on a piece of paper. After fucking around for a while you've learned how to draw a square. It doesn't have straight lines, and doesn't really connect properly at the corners, but anyone who sees it would recognize it as a square. You draw a few more and then it's time for cookies and milk.

Now here's where the metaphor gets interesting. While many people realize there are other shapes than squares, some people spend their entire lives trying to perfect that square. Most of them get really good at drawing squares. If you ask me, it's a waste of crayons.

Life^2

I've recently come to realize that being frustrated is one of my favourite feelings. I know it sounds a bit weird, but there is a very reasonable explanation behind it. When you're feeling frustrated over something, you have a choice: Either you give up on it and do something else, and the frustration will be the last feeling you had. Oooor, you ride the wave of frustration until you succeed in whatever it is that you're trying to do. You always succeed sooner or later and the feeling that comes when you do is just amazing.

Yup. Life's great like that.

PS. The title of this post is an album by Asura. Good stuff.

A Beast on the Train

I've been meaning to tell you this for a long time: Butts are like tunnels. Get it? You can drive a van through them without anyone calling the cops.

"OH MISTER OFFICER I HAVE A BUTT PROBLEM! SOMEONE DROVE A VAN THROUGH IT!"

Not very likely.

Pretty Woman

Here's my guide to not being an asshole:

Do something.
Notice that that something you did upset someone else.
Apologize.
Don't do it again.

This applies to all people of all religions and cultures.

This goes out to my friend igno

Here's another item for you to read. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHA! :D

Cows

Here's to all meat eaters out there who can't understand why people are vegetarians:

If I had a reason to eat meat, I would. What's yours?

LOL! [[[[[[MUsIC]]]]]]

Some blah blab blah random thoughts woo! hey! party carnival! JOIN IN!

By the way, I started this awesome website for my own BAND! :D

GRUL(THAT'S ME!!!)'S BANDCAMP SITE

It's just like myspace, only way cooler cause it's so fucking underground you're in china while visiting the site! The problem is that I haven't put any music (apart from a crappy song I only uploaded to test the functionality) there yet. BUT YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY CHECK IT OUT ANYWAY! WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO! MUSIC PARTY!

Sooo, I mainly did this because I think it will help motivate me to really finish songs instead of just making half songs all the time. WOO WOO WAH WAO! CARNEVALE!

GRAZIE!

P(x=2)=1

Again with the mathematics. I find it - like music, or any other artform for that matter - a good way of expressing feelings without actually saying anything.

2 MINUTE BREAK FROM TYPING

I forgot where I was going with this. Here's what I was doing instead: some kind of game I haven't tried yet.

BONDING

Here's what I don't get:

0+1+1+1+1+1+2+1+1+1+3+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+2+1+1+3+1+1+1+1+2+1+1+1+2+1+1-1=0

t3rm1n4t0r

Somewhere in the future...

"Oh Romeo - you're great by the way - why can't it be you and me forever?" *swoon*

- "Sorry Barfolia, I have other business to attend to"

"But Romeo?! I AM PREGANT"

- "Whatever bitch, I don't really like you"

Even Futurer...

"What happened?"